Membership

Nothing here goes behind a wall. Members just make the next episode possible.

Every episode, every transcript and every live night stays free, for everyone, forever. Membership pays the bills that make that possible — and gets you a few things that cost us nothing to give.

Why this exists

Advertising covers about half of it.

One host-read sponsor per episode, never two, and we turn down roughly a third of what we are offered. That is a deliberate ceiling, and it leaves a gap between what the network earns and what it costs to run.

Members close that gap. Six hundred and forty of them at the last count, paying an average of €6.40 a month, which is the reason we can say no to the sponsors we say no to.

Members
641, as of this month
Average
€6.40 a month
Covers
About 44% of what the network costs
Since
March 2021
Behind a paywall
Nothing, ever
Platform
Patreon — cancel there, in two clicks

The tiers

Four ways in.

Prices are per month and include VAT. Every tier can be cancelled from your own Patreon account without writing to anybody, and we do not send a “are you sure” email.

Listener

€ 3 a month

The price of a coffee you would have forgotten by Thursday. It covers the hosting bill for one show for one month.

  • Episodes 48 hours before everyone else
  • A feed with no ads read into it
  • The monthly note about what we are making
  • Your name on the wall, if you want it
Join this tier

Cancel in two clicks. No email required to leave.

In the room

€ 15 a month

For people who come to the live nights anyway. Two seats held at every taping, and a standing invitation to the open studio in December.

  • Everything in Regular
  • Two reserved seats at every live night
  • The December open studio, with a plus-one
  • One vote a season on what we cover
  • Annual postcard, actually printed
Join this tier

Reserved seats are released at the door ten minutes before we start.

Studio patron

€ 40 a month

For businesses and for people who would rather fund the room than buy an ad in it. No editorial say — that is the whole point.

  • Everything in In the room
  • A line in the newsletter, once a quarter
  • Four guest passes a year for live nights
  • A half day in the studio, once a year
  • A yearly invoice if you need one
Join this tier

This is not sponsorship. It buys no mention inside an episode.

Where it goes

Down to the last euro we can account for.

These are the network’s real proportions, taken from last year’s books. Nobody here draws a salary out of membership alone — it pays for the parts of the work that no sponsor wants to be attached to.

The transcripts line is the one we are asked about most. It is a person, not a machine: automatic transcription gets Greek names wrong and we would rather pay someone to fix them.

  • Production and editing38%The hours between the recording and the file
  • Transcripts22%Edited by a person, every episode, back to 2016
  • Studio and equipment18%Rent, repairs, and the microphone that finally died
  • Live nights14%The room, the door staff, the seats that stay free
  • Hosting and the site8%Servers, bandwidth, and the feed nobody tracks you through

How it works

Three steps, and one of them is optional.

  1. 01Pick a tier and join. It goes through Patreon, which handles the card and the invoicing. We never see your card details.
  2. 02Add the private feed. Patreon gives you a personal RSS address. Paste it into whatever app you already use — it works everywhere, and it is the ad-free version.
  3. 03Ignore us as much as you like. No obligation to read the thread, vote, or turn up to anything. Plenty of members just want the thing to keep existing.

Straight answers

The four questions we actually get.

Do members get episodes nobody else gets?

One a month, yes — usually a longer cut or a conversation that did not fit a show. Everything on the public feed stays on the public feed.

Can I cancel?

In your Patreon account, in two clicks, and it takes effect at the end of the month you already paid for. We do not email you to ask why.

Can I pay you directly instead?

Yes. Write to us and we will send bank details — it saves the platform fee, and for yearly payments that is worth doing.

Does membership buy influence?

No. Members vote on one topic a season and that is the whole of it. The host still has the last word, which is the same answer we give sponsors.

Or do something else entirely

Money is not the only useful thing.

If membership is not for you, the cheapest thing that genuinely helps is telling one person about one episode. After that: come to a live night, leave a review, or send a correction.

Come to a live night Sponsor an episode instead

What members change

  • One sponsor per episode stays one
  • Transcripts stay edited by a person
  • Live nights stay free at the door
  • The back catalogue stays online